Embrace the relaxed lifestyle with HIGH ROLLER's Slow Motion Tee, featuring a hilariously zen sloth who's mastered the art of taking it easy. This charming illustration showcases our furry philosopher in casual attire, contentedly holding what every chill soul appreciates, with a blissful expression that says it all. The clever text "No Speed Just Weed" plays perfectly with the sloth's famously leisurely nature, creating humor that resonates with those who prefer life in the slow lane. The realistic artwork captures every detail of our laid-back friend – from the textured fur to that knowing smile that suggests this sloth has discovered the secret to true relaxation. Our signature 420 sleeve tag confirms your membership in the take-it-easy club.
Premium Lightweight Construction: Meticulously crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), this tee delivers exceptional softness that matches our sloth friend's relaxed vibe. The lightweight fabric provides superior breathability perfect for lazy afternoons or whenever you need to slow down and appreciate the moment, maintaining its premium quality through countless chill sessions. Ethically manufactured by Bella+Canvas in Fair Labor Association certified facilities, produced at a pace even our sloth friend would approve of – thoughtfully and sustainably.
Features a classic crew neckline that frames the humorous artwork perfectly, with a retail fit that flatters all body types while keeping you comfortable at any speed (preferably slow). The tear-away label ensures irritation-free wear whether you're hanging out or just hanging around. Our premium print technology captures every detail – from the sloth's expressive face to the realistic fur texture – with clarity that stays sharp wash after wash. Available in sizes XS-3XL. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low.
Part of our Culture Tags collection – where wildlife wisdom meets cannabis humor. For those who know that sometimes the best pace is no pace at all.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
