This hilariously clever wordplay masterpiece t-shirt features a magnificently furry Highland cow with spectacular curved horns, sporting oversized psychedelic sunglasses that reflect vibrant green cannabis leaves in their mirror lenses. The shaggy orange-furred bovine confidently holds an elevated session piece in its mouth, embodying the ultimate "GRASS FED" lifestyle in bold, three-dimensional lettering that celebrates the brilliant double meaning of naturally-raised cattle and cannabis culture slang. The cow's luxurious rust-orange coat flows with detailed texture while rainbow-gradient accents on the lettering add festival-ready psychedelic flair to this farm-meets-420-culture collision. Turquoise earring hoops add unexpected style details to this udderly elevated character who proves that HIGH ROLLER philosophy extends to all creatures who appreciate the finer grass in life. This design brilliantly merges agricultural heritage with cannabis humor, creating a conversation-starting statement piece that celebrates both natural living and elevated lifestyle with infectious comedy and artistic craftsmanship.
Professionally screen-printed on our premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Airlume cotton canvas, this unisex t-shirt delivers exceptional detail through advanced DTG printing technology that captures every strand of the Highland cow's flowing fur, reflective sunglass detail, three-dimensional letter shading, and psychedelic color gradient with comedy-poster-quality precision. The vibrant color palette featuring rich rust-orange, electric turquoise, rainbow gradients, metallic silver horns, and emerald green cannabis reflections creates stunning visual impact and humor against the clean white background while maintaining durability through multiple washes without fading or cracking. Available in sizes XS through 5XL, each shirt features our signature tear-away label for comfort, shoulder taping for structure, and a retail fit that flatters all body types while showcasing the distinctive HIGH ROLLER sleeve branding that marks authentic quality and clever humor appreciation.
This Grass Fed HIGH ROLLER represents those who understand that cannabis culture includes playful humor, clever wordplay, and the ability to laugh while staying elevated. The design speaks to individuals who appreciate that the best lifestyle combines natural living principles with cannabis appreciation, proving that HIGH ROLLER philosophy celebrates both organic authenticity and good-natured comedy. By wearing this shirt, you're declaring yourself part of a community that doesn't take itself too seriously, knowing that true elevation includes finding joy in clever puns, embracing farm-to-table cannabis humor, and celebrating the grass-fed lifestyle in all its interpreted meanings with smile-inducing confidence and infectious positive energy.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
